At University I played Bobby Gould in Speed the Plow to standing ovations every night, I played Duke Albany in King Leer, I was Norman Bulanski in The Boys Next Door. I was the Brute in Chekov’s The Brute, Bottom in Midsummer Night’s Dream and here I am 6 years later in this picture drunk as shit on free beer playing a can of PBR who is mad that an EGG SANDWICH fucked his wife.